Baby matchmaker
Name: Emerson Darwin Pless
Nicknames: Emory; Buddy; Private Snowball
Age: 4 months
Height: 25.5 inches
Weight: 16 lbs 3 oz
Skills: Standing, Spitting, Reaching, Bouncing, smiling, laughing
Likes: Baths, car rides, nursing, eating, snacking, music
Dislikes: ear exams, vitamins, sleeping through the night
Career aspirations: Diaper tester, leader at a nudist colony
posted by Andrea Pless @ 8:32 AM
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1 Comments:
Margaret wants him. I told her he was too young. And a bad influence. She should have a date who sleeps through the night.
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